What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:30
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger